A Very Rumbly Hungry Post.

A rumbly short and insignificantly rumbly post lies ahead. =D

What do you do when you have that rumbly feeling in your gut? No, not the nervous rumbly feeling or the guilty rumbly feeling nor the angry rumbly feeling. I'm talking about the rumbly feeling that occurs at least 3 times a day and can be caused by boredom, starvation, lack of concentration, acid juice grinding and melting your intestinal walls, when the sweet irresistible scent of baked bread and roasted meat gets shoved up your nostrils like a fist, boredom, wait i've said that, and a whole lot of senseless rumbly rumblings.

Considering the fact that i'm fasting, what i can do is...

1. Rumbly, open up the fridge, look around and close it back. Rumbly, open it, look around and close it back. Rumbly, open it, look around and close it back. Rumbly, open it, look around and close it back. Soon it just becomes a routine where you don't even look around, you just open and close the damn fridge knowing that you cant eat anything in there. And all the while....rumbly....

2. TRY to study. It takes your mind of the food for a while but then the rumbly comes back... The first time, you ignore it. it gets louder. Second time, you pause from your work for 5 minutes and ignore it again. it gets even louder. Third time, you try playing some online game in hopes you'll be distracted from the growl of the rumble then continue your work. RUMBLY ISH VERY LOUD NOW.RUMBLY ISH ANGRY.....next thing you know, you're back to the fridge opening routine.

3. Sleep. This method almost always works. Rumbly can't seem to get to you when you're knocked out of course it does kinda backfire cause when you wake up you feel like you can chomp down the whole ecosystem. Imagine that.

I think that's just about all i have to combat the evil Rumbles. Yes i am well aware i've made Rumbly sound like a real person or thing. *shrugs* I think i'll name my cat Rumbles in the future. ZOMYGOSHI'MSHOFRIGGINHUNGREH!!!!!!! yeah i can lose my sanity when hungered. Well happy eating ya'll imma be going back to rumbling now =)

A very hungry apple out.